From one lipstick lesbian to another…

Let’s be honest, life as a lipstick lesbian can be a frustrating one at times…
There is the often too frequent comments;  “but you don’t look like a lesbian” or “you’re too pretty to be a lesbian” from people. Yes, I know, it’s hard to believe we all don’t sport a matching side mullet! Shock….pfft straight people.
Then we have the bouncer battle! (grr) The ‘you aren’t coming in’ folded arm stance because you don’t look “gay” enough to be allowed entry to a gay bar. Sad times when you have to result in holding your butch gay mates hand just to get in…
Putting a positive spin on things, I have now mastered my resting bitch face due to the male thought process of “I’ll turn her”. Sure you will sunshine!
Even though the struggle is real ladies, there is never a reason to stop looking fabulous… (now I’m sounding like a gay man…).
Let’s start with this Summers beauty must haves:
1) L’Oreal Infallible Sexy Balm, £4.99
Lipstick for Lesbians
Absolute steal! As it’s a lip balm you can still snog your girlfriends face off and reapply post pash…winning!
2) Ultra Repair Hydrating Serum, £26
Lesbian beauty tips
Come on girls, its Summer! Let’s get that skin looking fresh. This is perfect for a post boozing boost.
Slap this on in the morning whilst you debrief on last nights antics with the squad.
3) Stay Cool Cucumber Eye Pads, £4
Lesbian night revival
Pre date night prep gold!
4) Laura Mercier Tinted Moisturiser Broad Spectrum SPF 20 Sunscreen, £34
Must have Lesbian make-up
Direct from the Laura Mercier US site, or buy from SpaceNK or Harrods in the UK – A Lipstick Lesbian MUST HAVE. This is my go to every day ‘natural’ look. ME? Wearing make up? No…(lies). This stuff is amazing. Slightly expensive, but you don’t need to apply much so it goes a long way.Now, go beautify up girls 🙂 Nonchalant London x