Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day can†go†suck itself and choke on it too. Ok, maybe slightly harsh, but being alone on the dreaded VD†can†be†tough.. right?! It’s like “kick em when they’re down” in February, what with†having to cope with unwanted†”words of wisdom”†from†married†Mandy†in the office†”It will happen when you stop looking” AND the†constant tirade†of over the top and quite frankly†predictable, boring†social media updates†”OH MY GAWD….†we got engaged!!!!!” YEH COS THAT’S ORIGINAL.
Valentine’s Day smug†is inevitably†going to†infiltrate your entire body and†pump it full†with the dull ache of loneliness†unless…… unless you grab hold of that sweet†shining†single†spade and dig†your fine ass†out of that shit pit.
It is time to flip Valentine’s Day on it’s head.
Not only is London an amazing place to be.
It’s one of the†BEST†places to be when you’re single.
10 things to do on Valentine’s Day for single lesbians:1) Love Stinks Let’s Drink† Nordic Bar,†Fitzrovia, 14th Feb No fee Happy Hour is from 5-7 Get off your tits on Jelly shots if you book for 6 or more. 2)†Speed Dating † Bar SOHO † 14th Feb † £20 † Women only † Few places remaining † Embrace it Lesbian speed dating tickets here > 3)†Pizza Making Dating † Like speed dating, with pizza † 16th Feb † £35 † Women†only † Pizza Express , Bruton Place 4) Mint Event on 11th Feb Vinyl, 2-3 Old Change Court, ‘A Beautiful Mess’ £12/ £15 on the door Women only club night Mix and mingle like no tomorrow View our events page for more information!
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