10 things to do on Valentine’s Day for single lesbians

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day can†go†suck itself and choke on it too. Ok, maybe slightly harsh, but being alone on the dreaded VD†can†be†tough.. right?! It’s like “kick em when they’re down” in February, what with†having to cope with unwanted†”words of wisdom”†from†married†Mandy†in the office†”It will happen when you stop looking” AND the†constant tirade†of over the top and quite frankly†predictable, boring†social media updates†”OH MY GAWD….†we got engaged!!!!!” YEH COS THAT’S ORIGINAL.

Valentine’s Day smug†is inevitably†going to†infiltrate your entire body and†pump it full†with the dull ache of loneliness†unless…… unless you grab hold of that sweet†shining†single†spade and dig†your fine ass†out of that shit pit.

It is time to flip Valentine’s Day on it’s head.

Not only is London an amazing place to be.

It’s one of the†BEST†places to be when you’re single.

10 things to do on Valentine’s Day for single lesbians:

1) Love Stinks Let’s Drink† Nordic Bar,†Fitzrovia, 14th Feb No fee Happy Hour is from 5-7 Get off your tits on Jelly shots if you book for 6 or more.   2)†Speed Dating † Bar SOHO † 14th Feb † £20 † Women only † Few places remaining † Embrace it Lesbian speed dating tickets here >   3)†Pizza Making Dating † Like speed dating, with pizza † 16th Feb † £35 † Women†only † Pizza Express , Bruton Place 4) Mint Event on 11th Feb Vinyl, 2-3 Old Change Court, ‘A Beautiful Mess’ £12/ £15 on the door Women only club night Mix and mingle like no tomorrow View our events page for more information!  
†5) Join a Running Club
††Walking like John Wayne the next day get Mandy to pipe down. †Check out†Runner’s Guide to London†to find out more.   6) Volunteer Opportunities: †Spread some†happiness†on 14th Feb with these volunteering opportunities;
  • Breast Cancer
Team London are looking for bucket collectors to raise money for breast cancer care at Waterloo Station. Head over to the website for more info.  
  • Help the homeless
Go give out chocolate and tea to homeless people from 6:30pm Click here†for more info   7) Educate yourself in some healthy debating on Valentines Day Watch the Webinar on Drugs. Does Punishment Work? Register and watch here   8)†Celebrate LGBT on Valentines Weekend Go along to the LGBT Fest at Clapham Common†where†performances†will††celebrate 50 Years since the Sexual Offences Act of 1967. See here for all the info 9)†Geeks are hot, get involved with a Book Club † Take your dog to the dog friendly screening of The Lady and The Tramp at†The†Book Club, Shoreditch † £6 per human and dog, additional dogs are free of charge Whilst you’re there, sign up to be part of the Book Club and get sniffing the musty smell of pungent pages Info here > 10)†If all else fails, get some cats? Visit the Battersea Cattery and enjoy a free glass of bubbly. Women love cats. Most women. You never know who you may bump into. Feline.   Enjoy, let us know what you got up to!   NL x