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Funny New Year Wishes and Messages

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You don’t need us to tell you that this year has been an absolute shit show. What got most of us through is probably being kind to ourselves and others but also being a little stupid too.

Perhaps you have found a new love for a good gift card? Or you find yourself chuckling at stupid messages or puns whilst browsing the internet? Why not treat your friends and family to your new-found sense of humour? Check out our list of the ultimate funny/sarcastic New Year wishes and messages. Perhaps use them to spread a little happiness to go into 2021. *

*Disclaimer: Some of these aren’t necessarily specific to New Year messages, you could use them to create your own memes, send them as messages on cards on Moonpig (there are other card sites available) or just live your life by them.


Take your pick…

Rather than picking just one resolution, why not just get your fucking shit together in general.

Happy New Year. Let’s hope there are less zoom calls in this one.

I’m not buying a 2021 planner until I see a trailer.

This year I’m going to tell more people to fuck off.

Have no fear of perfection you will never reach it.

The key to happiness for this new year is low expectations.

A new year is another opportunity for you to fuck it all up again.”

Before calling me ask yourself, is this textable?

(this one is more of a live your life by it, who has a ringtone these days? Just text or WhatsApp please.)

2020 what the fuck was that? Happy new year.”

I knew this year would end in tiers.

(that one is more for the British readers)

The first step to failure is trying.”

(An un-inspirational quote for you)

No more tiers, bring on the beers.

(Who doesn’t like a rhyme in a message?)

“Happy new tiers.”


If you liked some of these, we put some pretty decent memes up on our Instagram account. Start the new year off right and give it a follow.

Happy New Year from all of us at Nonchalant Magazine x

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This article was written by one of our creative team writers here at Nonchalant Magazine.

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