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Best Valentine’s Day Puns

valentines puns

Yes, that really commercialised, fake day that makes us all feel bad if we don’t have a partner or puts the pressure on us if we are in relationships. Maybe you have decided to take the pressure off and still want to show your appreciation or you want to express your love for a mate?

If like us, you have a sense of humour, and Jesus, don’t we need one right now… then you might just appreciate these puns.

Here are our favourite puns

You might want to write these down with a little picture to get the full effect

Will you brie mine?

I love you a latte.

I love you berry much.

I donut what I would do without you

You have a pizza my heart.

Wish we could avocuddle.

This one is a good one if you don’t live together in lockdown

You give my life porpoise.

Yep we have moved on from food, anyone else hungry?

I’m pining fir you.

Yew are the best.

Lots of variations for this one, you’re welcome.

I love you like no otter.

I’ve fallen for you so please don’t leaf me.

I always have a whale of a time with you.

I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus”

If you like these and you can’t be bothered to think up your own or use them then get a card to say it with our article on witty valentines cards.

Comment below to let us know if any of these actually worked for you.

Say it with a pun hun.

Love Team Nonchalant x

Nonchalant Magazine
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This article was written by one of our creative team writers here at Nonchalant Magazine.

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