Nonchalant ~ Top 10 Wonderful & Witty Valentines Day Cards

Top 10 Wonderful & Witty Valentines Day Cards

If you ask us, there’s no better way to a woman’s heart than laughter. And, what’s more funny than a meme card? Nothing, that’s what. With that in mind, here are a few of our favourite humorous Valentines Day cards that are sure to have both you and your gal in stitches.

We’ve also thrown a few sweet ones – and a couple of cheeky ones – into the mix too, so, whatever floats your baes boat, we’re pretty confident you’ll find the perfect card here.

With everything that’s happened over the past year, we’ve made a more conscious effort to include cards from incredible independent sellers, so be sure to check them out below :).

The Comical Cards

You’ve Got Mail

Inspo for inside message: ‘So I decided to deliver myself in person instead.’

Romantic Pub Walks

Inspo for inside message: ‘…Even truer love is holding your hair back while you spew into the loo after one too many at the pub ;).’

Yeezy Does It

Inspo for inside message: ‘I promise to always love you as much as Kanye loves Kanye.’

True Love = Dog Meme’s

Inspo for inside message: ‘On a serious note, where have you hidden the puppy you’ve gotten me for Valentines Day?’

The Saucy Cards


Inspo for inside message: ‘…and if you’re lucky, I might let you draw mine later ;).’

Dirty Mind

Inspo for inside message: ‘Speaking of which…. wanna get naked?…’

The Cute Cards


Inspo for inside message: ‘I love you, despite the fact you’re sometimes a prick!’

Valentine’s Gay

Inspo for inside message: ‘Let’s Celebrate this mother fucking day with PRIDE!’

Sushi Love

Inspo for inside message: ‘I wanna maki love to you…’

Favourite Human Bean

Inspo for inside message: ‘Better hold in those beany farts mind!’

Note: The inspo messages below each of these cards are just our suggestions and are not written inside the cards, so, feel free to write whatever your heart desires :).

So there you have it huns, our complementary list of wonderful and witty Valentines Day cards. With the big day just around the corner, you best get placing your order.

If you’re looking for something different to do with your other half this Valentines Day check out our article on the perfect indoor date or alternative online classes & courses.

Happy Valentines,

Love Nonchalant <3 xx

Elle Whaley
Elle Whaley

As well as being a Creative Writer for Nonchalant Magazine, Elle’s also a Software Developer, based in London. So when she’s not writing content for us, you’ll probably find her writing code… Or at the pub. Probably the pub.

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